what if thane told bad dad jokes

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queensimia:

Kolyat’s thoughts mirror my own whenever Thane went into one of his fugue seizures.

queensimia:

Kolyat’s thoughts mirror my own whenever Thane went into one of his fugue seizures.

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zenspookstr:

louvette:

pagerunner-j:

Don't mistake me for a common soldier. I act alone. I act 
without mercy.

I know I’ve reblogged this before, but there’s something kind of hypnotic about it, the first pic especially.  ;)

It’s probably the only time where we can catch a glimpse of his ass.

*blinks*

WHAAAT?! It’s true!

#also see that bioware? #Thane doesn’t fucking miss#he only needs a split second to point and shoot #he doesn’t fucking waste 8 rounds to thin air #check it bioware #fucking check it

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I apologize for nothing…

saxyjep:

zet-sway:

saxyjep:



Fandom, am I doing it right?

Edit: I just realized that this Thane in Blasto underwear sketch was my 7,000th post. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HIS BLASTO UNDERWEAR OH MY GOD

THOSE GLASSES

THOSE UNDIES

LET ME LOVE YOU

Glad you like it.

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zenjestr:

commanderjshepard:

skiesovergideon:

lonelywerewolfgirl:

skiesovergideon:

lonelywerewolfgirl:

I feel like the ALL HAIL SATAN text is the same text the Reapers would use if they were on Tumblr.

YOU EXIST BECAUSE WE ALLOW IT. YOU WILL END BECAUSE WE DEMAND IT.

I AM THE VANGUARD OF YOUR DESTRUCTION.

THIS HURTS YOU

YOU ONLY DAMAGE THE VESSLE

YOUR WORLDS WILL BECOME OUR LABORATORIES

THERE IS REALM OF EXISTENCE SO FAR BEYOND YOUR OWN YOU CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE IT. I AM BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION. I AM SOVEREIGN.

WE ARE LEGION. THE TIME OF OUR RETURN IS COMING. OUR NUMBERS WILL DARKEN THE SKY OF EVERY WORLD

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

W E   I M P O S E   O R D E R   O N   T H E   C H A O S   O F   E V O L U T I O N

Y O U   H A V E   T H E   AT T E N T I O N   O F   T H O S E   I N F I N I T E L Y   Y O U R   G R E A T E R

W E   A R E   Y O U R   S A L V A T I O N   T H R O U G H   D E S T R U C T I O N 

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expbaronline:

Mass Effect cocktails:

Alignment Shot:

Paragon:

  • .5 oz Whipped vodka
  • .5 menthol mint schnapps
  • dash blue curacao 

Renegade:

  • .75 cinnamon fireball whiskey
  • splash grenadine
  • splash pepar vodka

_________________________________

  1. shake all alcohol with ice
  2. strain into a shot glass

Cocktails:

Shepard:

  • 1 oz Wild turkey American honey
  • 1 oz Amaretto
  • Doctor Pepper 

Fem Shep:

  • 1 oz Wild Turkey American honey
  • 1 oz cherry pucker
  • Doctor Pepper

________________________________________________________________

  1. pour alcohol over ice in a tall glass
  2. Fill with Doctor Pepper
  3. Stir gently
  4. pour in your Alignment shot
  5. Enjoy and fight the reapers

So this is the first in our line of Customizable cocktails. In the mass effect trilogy you get to make your own choices that effect the game in various ways. What better way to do that then to let you customize the cocktail in the way you want.

First step choose do you prefer the bold brashness of Commander Shepard, or do you like the ass kicking sultry Fem Shep? After you make the cocktail of your choosing you have to decide how do you wanna handle things? Do you prefer to be sweet and heroic, or do you want to be a hardcore badass who gets things done your own way? After deciding pour your alignment shot in the cocktail and you are set to go. So enjoy, kill some reapers and maybe being a tad tipsy will take away some of the sting of the much hated series ending.

“I’m commander Shepard and these are my favorite drinks on the citadel.” ~Shepard

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Shepard-Commander.

(Source: kodakumi)

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octopluss:

immeria:

it’s cold, you know!

ahkdfjg Thane omfg

octopluss:

immeria:

it’s cold, you know!

ahkdfjg Thane omfg

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