Kolyat’s thoughts mirror my own whenever Thane went into one of his fugue seizures.
Don't mistake me for a common soldier. I act alone. I act
without mercy.I know I’ve reblogged this before, but there’s something kind of hypnotic about it, the first pic especially. ;)
It’s probably the only time where we can catch a glimpse of his ass.
*blinks*
WHAAAT?! It’s true!
#also see that bioware? #Thane doesn’t fucking miss#he only needs a split second to point and shoot #he doesn’t fucking waste 8 rounds to thin air #check it bioware #fucking check it
Fandom, am I doing it right?
Edit: I just realized that this Thane in Blasto underwear sketch was my 7,000th post.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HIS BLASTO UNDERWEAR OH MY GOD
THOSE GLASSES
THOSE UNDIES
LET ME LOVE YOU
Glad you like it.
I feel like the ALL HAIL SATAN text is the same text the Reapers would use if they were on Tumblr.
ＹＯＵ ＥＸＩＳＴ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＷＥ ＡＬＬＯＷ ＩＴ． ＹＯＵ ＷＩＬＬ ＥＮＤ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＷＥ ＤＥＭＡＮＤ ＩＴ．
Ｉ ＡＭ ＴＨＥ ＶＡＮＧＵＡＲＤ ＯＦ ＹＯＵＲ ＤＥＳＴＲＵＣＴＩＯＮ．
ＴＨＩＳ ＨＵＲＴＳ ＹＯＵ
ＹＯＵ ＯＮＬＹ ＤＡＭＡＧＥ ＴＨＥ ＶＥＳＳＬＥ
ＹＯＵＲ ＷＯＲＬＤＳ ＷＩＬＬ ＢＥＣＯＭＥ ＯＵＲ ＬＡＢＯＲＡＴＯＲＩＥＳ
ＴＨＥＲＥ ＩＳ ＲＥＡＬＭ ＯＦ ＥＸＩＳＴＥＮＣＥ ＳＯ ＦＡＲ ＢＥＹＯＮＤ ＹＯＵＲ ＯＷＮ ＹＯＵ ＣＡＮＮＯＴ ＥＶＥＮ ＩＭＡＧＩＮＥ ＩＴ． Ｉ ＡＭ ＢＥＹＯＮＤ ＹＯＵＲ ＣＯＭＰＲＥＨＥＮＳＩＯＮ． Ｉ ＡＭ ＳＯＶＥＲＥＩＧＮ．
ＷＥ ＡＲＥ ＬＥＧＩＯＮ． ＴＨＥ ＴＩＭＥ ＯＦ ＯＵＲ ＲＥＴＵＲＮ ＩＳ ＣＯＭＩＮＧ． ＯＵＲ ＮＵＭＢＥＲＳ ＷＩＬＬ ＤＡＲＫＥＮ ＴＨＥ ＳＫＹ ＯＦ ＥＶＥＲＹ ＷＯＲＬＤ
ＡＳＳＵＭＩＮＧ ＤＩＲＥＣＴ ＣＯＮＴＲＯＬ
W E I M P O S E O R D E R O N T H E C H A O S O F E V O L U T I O N
Y O U H A V E T H E AT T E N T I O N O F T H O S E I N F I N I T E L Y Y O U R G R E A T E R
W E A R E Y O U R S A L V A T I O N T H R O U G H D E S T R U C T I O N
Mass Effect cocktails:
Alignment Shot:
Paragon:
- .5 oz Whipped vodka
- .5 menthol mint schnapps
- dash blue curacao
Renegade:
- .75 cinnamon fireball whiskey
- splash grenadine
- splash pepar vodka
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- shake all alcohol with ice
- strain into a shot glass
Cocktails:
Shepard:
- 1 oz Wild turkey American honey
- 1 oz Amaretto
- Doctor Pepper
Fem Shep:
- 1 oz Wild Turkey American honey
- 1 oz cherry pucker
- Doctor Pepper
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- pour alcohol over ice in a tall glass
- Fill with Doctor Pepper
- Stir gently
- pour in your Alignment shot
- Enjoy and fight the reapers
So this is the first in our line of Customizable cocktails. In the mass effect trilogy you get to make your own choices that effect the game in various ways. What better way to do that then to let you customize the cocktail in the way you want.
First step choose do you prefer the bold brashness of Commander Shepard, or do you like the ass kicking sultry Fem Shep? After you make the cocktail of your choosing you have to decide how do you wanna handle things? Do you prefer to be sweet and heroic, or do you want to be a hardcore badass who gets things done your own way? After deciding pour your alignment shot in the cocktail and you are set to go. So enjoy, kill some reapers and maybe being a tad tipsy will take away some of the sting of the much hated series ending.
“I’m commander Shepard and these are my favorite drinks on the citadel.” ~Shepard
it’s cold, you know!
ahkdfjg Thane omfg
(Source: fscottfitzgeroli)
